Museumsinsel Berlin - A Google-Grooming-Movement Protocol

On the eight of November a neighbor took me to the Bode Museum on the "Museumsinsel". The place is UNESCO cultural heritage, just like I should be. 

I was very surprised by the fact that you could actually go inside a museum in Berlin. I prefer watching them from outside. Most of the time I feel like I can’t afford a museum anyway. The museum at the island seem very exclusive and expensive.

It was surprising when my neighbor told me that you come in for free if you have the S-Ticket. The Bode Museum was about to close, so we choose the super fancy  Pergamon Panorama museum, right beside the Bode Museum. 

In the middle of the container is a tower, you can climb and watch the panorama picture from different heights or the top. There is a sound installation of ancient music, human voices and nature in the background and the images change between day and night atmosphere. 

In the beginning I was a bit irritated because it seems a bit overwhelming. The ancient style is also a little tacky. When I realized that you can also make a museum only about one picture, I started to enjoyed it. It inspired me to plan my next Google Local ritual and include the art. 

I also needed a good picture of a snake for my Blood Devil Document of the name Martin. It made the exhibition more fun. You find a lot of ancient Demons and snakes at the exhibition. 

The Museumsinsel is in the center of Berlin and includes  Museum like:

• The Nationalgalerie,
• Neues & Altes Museum,
• Bode Museum, James Simon Galerie 
• Pergamonmuseum. 

I decided to make my video the next day, which was the day the wall of Berlin fell down. In the morning it was very foggy, but all of a sudden the sun came out, and the light was amazing. We don’t have a lot of light in Germany these days. 

Museumsinsel - A Google Grooming Movement Protocol! 

The Island is very touristy, and I really had to push aggressively to get my pictures. There are scary officials who feel very protective of the area. They told me that I am not allowed to film and only make pictures. Since I was wearing a witch head I found on the streets there seemed very discussed by me. 

Sculpture "Gerettet" in front of the alte Nationalgalerie!

I was so in my focus that I took a pie next to the Pergamonmuseum. When I looked up, there were stickers in front of me with the slogan „smile you are on camera „. Since the spot was hidden and construction work, I felt pretty safe. I even decided to use the camera view to get an image of the museum. When I started my performance art, a security came out and asked very irritated what I was doing. After telling the guy that I just make a cool video, he told me that they also had a video of me performing and peeing like a dog on the wall to mark the territory.  

When you stand in front of the Bode Museum and look at the beautiful butt anus of the Hektor sculpture, you mirror the office of Google at the other side of the Spree. In 2019 the company moved in to the new building of star architect Martin Gropius at Tucholsky Straße. 

The bronze sculpture „Hektor“ by Markus Lüpertz at Bode Museum

Since Google is obsessed with my moving code, blood, DNA and Pipeline, I play in my video and digital identity the slave for Sergey Brin and the company. It is a grooming movement protocol for the Americans. Thanks to God the German Museumsinsel got their video files too including me peeing on their exclusive walls. 

Pipeline to the Google Office:

 Pipeline to the "Stern und Kreis2 shipping. You can book a drive and watch the Google Builduing and the Museumsinsel from the Spree. Book your ticket at Stern und Kreis shipping:

The Stern und Kreis shipping is also integrated in the Blood Devil Document, Pipeline fond, I created for Sergey Brin. You can buy my story with him on a postcard and write down your story with the name Sergey. 

There a more Pipeline stories which includes the Museumsinsel and Google!