Kathy Jar

My Story about the name Kathy is dedicated to my Japanese host mother in Silicon Valley, Cupertino. Kathy put together my first pitch presentation for the Montag Vista pitch class. She made a pitch for her daughter Jennifer, and I was given the opportunity to re-pitch it. The story was about a baby in a jar. Kathy is a prenatal doctor, and her pitch was to promote the Baby in a Jar pregnancy.
The pitch was hilarious, and I received an A for it. It was also the class where I sat next to Loretta Lee, a Korean girl who could not perform and consistently received an F. The only thing she could accomplish was Math, where I received an F. Later, she worked for Google and was sacked due to "lack of performance". Loretta created my first e-mail address on Kathy's computer. Did you know the Japanese have a problem with the Koreans? Kathy disliked her daughter Jennifer's involvement in the Korean K-Pop Community's secret club. It was also critical for Kathy to place a Jar in my room. We decided to put a fish in it that I named Shakespeare. She wanted me to eat the fish when I left, and we spoke about how we'd serve the sushi. Kathy adored Halloween and made all of us dress up in costumes. She was a witch, I was a zombie, and Lisa needed to be an alien. Lisa looked fantastic in her alien costume, but the sad truth is that she committed herself after being thoroughly brainwashed with new age alien doctrine. Because of gay grooming, I frequently feel like a zombie. Lisa, like Provo, attended a bootcamp for disturbed teenagers. I still have reservations about the decision and how much other parents, such as Kathy, intervene in the abuse. What is your story about dark humor and the name Kathy?