Kathy Jar

My Story with the name Kathy is dedicated to my Japanese host mother in Silicon Valley, Cupertino. Kathy prepared my first pitch presentation for the Montag Vista pitch class. It was a pitch she made for her daughter Jennifer, and I got to repitch it. The story was about a baby in a Jar. Kathy is a pregnancy doctor, and the pitch was to promote the Baby in a Jar pregnancy.
The Pitch went hilarious, and I got an A for it. It was also the class where I sat next to Korean girl Loretta lee, who could not perform and always got an F. The only thing she could do was Math, where I Had an F. Later on she worked for Google and got fired because of the reason "lack of performance". Loretta made my first E-mail Address on Kathy's Computer.

Did you know that Japanese has a problem with Korean people? Her daughter Jennifer was intervening with the secret society of the Korean K-Pop Community, and Kathy did not like that. It was also very important for Kathy to put a Jar in my room. We decided to drop a fish in it I called Shakespeare. She wanted to make me eat the fish when I leave, and we fantasized about the way we would serve the Sushi. Kathy loved Halloween and made us all dress up in costumes. She was a witch, I was a Zombie and Lisa had to be an Alien. Lisa looked amazing in this alien costume, but the sad story is that she committed suicide after being heavily brainwashed with new age alien ideology. Because of gay grooming, I also feel like a Zombie quite often. Lisa was also in a Bootcamp for troubled teenager like Provo. I still have questions about the decision and how much the other parents like Kathy intervene in this abuse. What is your story with dark humor and the name Kathy?