Jan Donald Replacement

My story with the name Jan Donald is dedicated to my cousin from the Haniel/Herbig side. It is a conflict of a logistic misunderstanding of a video I uploaded and a replacement. When my father was dying, Jan Donald started To act a little strange. No one of the Germans wanted to update my father's American family about his passing. Since I am the sandwich child, I was happy to do so. I decided to make a video about the last days of my father. It was at the beginning of my computer work. Since the files of a video is big, I decided to upload it on YouTube and send the Link to our American Family. When my cousin Jan Donald saw it, it traumatized him, and he became very mad about me selling my father's dead on YouTube. Then I performed a contemporary dance on my fathers' funeral, which even shocked him more. He had never seen me dance before. A few days later my Birthday happened and we celebrated together. He took all my cocaine, which Robina gave me for a Birthday present. Then He disappeared having sex with my ex-girlfriend Eva. After he made Eva groom from me, split with her Boyfriend Ramon and made her pregnant. One year later, their child Paul was born on the same date as my Birthday. It was the beginning of a total alienation of my Family. What is your replacement story with the Name Jan-Donald.