Henrik Darkroom

Henrik Darkroom
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My story about the name Henrik is dedicated to a product manager at Falke. Henrik and I were teammates on the national German vaulting squad. He was also the first man with whom I had a wild affair involving horses, straw, and hay. We initially made love during a championship in Samur, France. We got quite drunk, and the next morning we couldn't recall what happened. The only thing we remembered was that his glasses had broken. We knew something had happened since the glasses were still smashed the next day. Susanne is a very dominant name in my King DNA profile. Susanne was my first coach, and she groomed me. Henrik believes it must be Alexandra because his first coach's name was Alexandra. He told me that he had lost his virginity to her, which made me quite jealous. My vaulting squad also had two females named Alexandra. One had a crush on Henrik but was unaware that Henrik and I had an affair. While Henrik and I were making out in Saumur, the other Alex took a picture. She was also really inebriated, which most likely traumatized her. Alexandra dropped subtle hints about the incident to my girlfriend, who was also on the team at the time. Henrik was also the first guy to take me to a gay disco in Cologne. The Club Lulu had a massive Darkroom where Henrik disappeared with an elderly man. I was shocked. What is your story about making out with the same sex the first time and the name Henrik?

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Second Police hearing in Berlin-Case Lars Ossenbrink

1 Nov 2024 12:59

Yesterday I had my second hearing at the Police Station Storkower Strasse about internet slander. The accuse comes from the name Lars, and this is not a name I have in my King DNA. I found Out that it is my old vaulting friend Henrik, Lars Ossenbrink.  It is my second hearing since I had one around 2016 where the accuser was Bianca Döhring. I still try to process the hearing because it seems like things are worse than 2016 and nothing has changed in the mindset of the Germans when it comes to digitalization. Without sounding cynical, I can't even focus on the case because the handling is absurd. There is a two people sitting in front of each other telling each other that they don't understand the internet. The only thing I can offer these Beamten (officials)  is to not leave them alone with their fear about this internet dialect. When I explained to her the case I started laughing so hard about this internet dialect that I want to make very clear, that I don't know either. The hard thing to process is that they don't watch the slander accusation  on the internet. When you ask them to just open the website, they say they can't because the internet is locked. So now I have to send her screenshots of it, which I am not going to do. I tried to show it on my phone, but my phone internet is throttled. Two people just throttled in front of each other trying to not leave each other alone. The police woman was so funny every time I took my phone, she asked me very irritated if I would start recording. I was not recording because it was immediately about documentation, we just both did not know how to do it. The reason why I also could not focus was because she told me that Henrik Ossenbrink became in trouble at his Falke work because of it. That made me suspicious how homophobic this German product Falke mindset is. They have not much humor and didn't understand my LGBTQIA+ Pipeline fond. I also have a flashback of Bianca Döhring because I could think that the move of Henrik is a smart promotion beef of smart product manager like Henrik Ossenbrink. That is what I thought in the case of Bianca Döhring until I realized it is not. Absolutely same thing with this German Henrik Ossenbrink who now wants money from me? When started to read the text in front of the Police woman, I had to laugh so hard because I forgot what the story was and also the picture. I started to become very impressed by my work, like an out-of-body experience. Since I created the website as a kind of assistant for myself, I really saw my inner child and had to laugh. I have to apologize for absolutely not knowing what I am doing here. I really don't want to go back to prison. 

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