Magdalena Woodism

My story about the name Magdalena is such a lie. It is dedicated to Magdalena Wolf, a student I attended Rudolf Steiner Waldorf School in Düsseldorf with. Magdalena began lying to all of us from the minute we met in first grade. She claimed the Wolf family kept sharks in her swimming pool and horses in the garden. They were all falsehoods! Magdalena had an odd relationship with my father. He didn't like any of my pals, but he loved Magdalena. My father is a lot like her dad. Magdalena once joined us for dinner. She informed my father she was addicted to ketchup and was drinking from the bottle. My father found Magdalena's ketchup stories humorous. Magdalena is an authentic German tomb boy. She routinely organized pool parties for all of the popular boys in our class. No other girls were invited since she needed to be the only female in the group. Other competitors were harassed and betrayed. She was even uncomfortable with my presence because I am gay. That was too much for her, and I didn't want to go there. Magdalena is currently living on the beach in Los Angeles. She purports to be a producer, which is probably also a fake. What is your story about liars and the name Magdalena?

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