Magdalena Woodism

My story with the name Magdalena is such a lie. It is dedicated to Magdalena Wolf a girl I went to Rudolf Steiner Waldorf School in Düsseldorf with. From the first moment I met Magdalena in first grade, she started to lie to all of us. She said the Wolf family had sharks in her swimming pool and horses in the garden. It was all lies! Magdalena had this strange relationship with my father. He did not like any of my friends, but was in love with Magdalena. My father is a lot like her father. One time, Magdalena was having dinner with us. She told my father that she was addicted to ketchup and was drinking out of the ketchup bottle.  My father thought Magdalena's ketchup stories were hilarious. Magdalena is a real German tomb boy. She always made pool parties with all the popular guys from our class. No other girls were invited since she had to be the only femail in the group. Other competition was mobbed and betrayed. She even had problems with me being there, since I am gay. That was even too much for her, and I did not like to go there. Magdalena lives in LA now at the beach. She pretends to be a producer, which is probably a lie too. What is your story with the name Magdalena and a friend who is constantly lying to you?